Ocean Liner from Hell
Come aboard this fantastic vessel of chance!
Setting sail for your wildest dreams!
Pay the paltrey sum of your life,
Receive the ride into paradise, and beyond.
It's clear sailing all the way
but you have to pay the boatman
Beware the boatman's come for
A price you can never pay.
Straight to the bottom, it'll be for you.
It's the ocean bottom liner,
you've boarded today.
Writing by Regina Stemberger