We rub noses like this in order to duel,
for what or whom? you might ask.
The young lady whose shoes we can both see,
is really the object of our affections.
But neither one of us is of interest to her.
Unless, we can get her undivided attention,
we haven't a chance this side of a spider web.
Who won this battle? you may ask.
Yes, we both did.
As soon as we rubbed noses, she sneezed!
Writing by Regina Stemberger