Breakfast at Vampire's Mansion
Caught blood-faced on camera,
and in daylight too!
The vampire's feast appears to have gone down well,
if a bit sloppily.
Evidence is everywhere, but no victim is in sight.
Wonder where is the body stashed?
At the racetrack, in with the horses?
Or is this fellow an equine vampire?
Hmmmm, lovely equine blood for breakfast,
makes you run real fast!
Like a racehorse in fact.
Soon he'll need a saddle and bridle,
to reign in his blood lust.
Writing by Regina Stemberger