Original Composition Date: Thursday, May 27, 2010
Barrels full of Mermaids,
bound for the British Zoological Society
Alive and kept fresh, for best display
Great investment to attract viewers, onlookers
to your place of business,
easy to keep and train, these mermaids are,
and as useful as your horse, cow or even your wife!
We are offering a one of a kind, unique purchase.
These creatures are rare as Gold!
Invest in yours today!